josef: wow, just got back from accountant!
faycat: god, i need to go to the accountant
josef: I wish i could have my accountant, my dentist and the two cops who busted me all in the room together and just take care of 'the shit' all at once!
faycat: i know what you mean
josef: then go get a colonostomy, a facial, then a massage!
faycat: and its colonoscopy
faycat: heh. you combined colonoscopy with colostomy